Wisconsin Republicans Vs. Democrats : A Looney Tunes Scenario

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By Ghost32

Wile E. Coyote & the Road Runner in Wisconsin, a Political Slapstick Comedy Poem

Fourteen Dems in a little old bus

Thought they would stir a political fuss

They didn't like losing when they knew they would

So they ran, mangy coyotes gettin' outa the 'hood

They cackled and they giggled and they partied in glee

Told the press they were smart; look at little old me!

Those mean right wingers voted in last fall

Without one of us can't do a thing at all!

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We're Wile E. Coyote, gonna bag that bird

Got 'im by the feathers, or haven't you heard?

So they ran, mangy coyotes gettin' outa the 'hood!
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So they ran, mangy coyotes gettin' outa the 'hood!

Wile E. old Dems, thought they'd set up a block

Keep Republicans from voting, running out the old clock

But the voters had spoken mighty loudly last fall

Scott Walker and the Senate knew to answer that call

The loudmouth Unions took a Beep! Beep! hit

Wile E. heard the news and simply hollered, "Oh, S##t!!"

The loudmouth Unions took a Beep! Beep! hit;    Wile E. heard the news and simply hollered, "Oh, S##t!!!"
The loudmouth Unions took a Beep! Beep! hit; Wile E. heard the news and simply hollered, "Oh, S##t!!!"

The Dems came running back home but the damage was done

With the boulder in the air there was no place to run

The Assembly cast their votes and the measure was passed

Now the Governor gets to balance his budget at last

Wile E. failed again to take the Road Runner down

When he hopped upon the bus and scooted right out of town

Now his trap has boomeranged; it always does for him

The boulder's in the air; Wile E.'s future's looking dim

The boulder's in the air; Wile E.'s future's looking dim.
The boulder's in the air; Wile E.'s future's looking dim.

If the Democrats survive several attempts at recall

They'd be well advised to buy a new crystal ball

For it's really very clear good political strategy

Doesn't come in any box from the Acme Company!

...good political strategy doesn't come in any box from the Acme Company.
...good political strategy doesn't come in any box from the Acme Company.

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breakfastpop profile image

breakfastpop Level 8 Commenter 14 months ago

I love it. Up and awesome!!!

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Ghost32 Hub Author 14 months ago

Thanks, Pop. I'll be heading over your way shortly.

Jeremey profile image

Jeremey 14 months ago

How could anyone not get a good chuckle out of this? Much enjoyed.

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Ghost32 Hub Author 14 months ago

Thanks, Jeremey. It was fun to write, too.

ReuVera profile image

ReuVera Level 3 Commenter 14 months ago

Thanks for a good laugh! Enjoyed it totally!

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Ghost32 Hub Author 14 months ago

Thanks, RueVera. I've been laughing ever since the Wisconsin Dems got Beep-Beeped!

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FitnezzJim Level 6 Commenter 14 months ago

The ran rather than represent. For that they should be remembered in November 2012, assuming of course the Union voters of Wisconsin don't recognize they've been double-crossed before that.

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Ghost32 Hub Author 14 months ago

True that. There's a huge difference between Union leadership and the rank and file--as I know from having been a rank-and-filer myself a couple of times over the years. Will they recognize that?

Time will tell....

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