Wisconsin Republicans Vs. Democrats : A Looney Tunes Scenario
65Wile E. Coyote & the Road Runner in Wisconsin, a Political Slapstick Comedy Poem
Fourteen Dems in a little old bus
Thought they would stir a political fuss
They didn't like losing when they knew they would
So they ran, mangy coyotes gettin' outa the 'hood
They cackled and they giggled and they partied in glee
Told the press they were smart; look at little old me!
Those mean right wingers voted in last fall
Without one of us can't do a thing at all!
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We're Wile E. Coyote, gonna bag that bird
Got 'im by the feathers, or haven't you heard?
Wile E. old Dems, thought they'd set up a block
Keep Republicans from voting, running out the old clock
But the voters had spoken mighty loudly last fall
Scott Walker and the Senate knew to answer that call
The loudmouth Unions took a Beep! Beep! hit
Wile E. heard the news and simply hollered, "Oh, S##t!!"
The Dems came running back home but the damage was done
With the boulder in the air there was no place to run
The Assembly cast their votes and the measure was passed
Now the Governor gets to balance his budget at last
Wile E. failed again to take the Road Runner down
When he hopped upon the bus and scooted right out of town
Now his trap has boomeranged; it always does for him
The boulder's in the air; Wile E.'s future's looking dim
If the Democrats survive several attempts at recall
They'd be well advised to buy a new crystal ball
For it's really very clear good political strategy
Doesn't come in any box from the Acme Company!
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How could anyone not get a good chuckle out of this? Much enjoyed.
Thanks for a good laugh! Enjoyed it totally!
The ran rather than represent. For that they should be remembered in November 2012, assuming of course the Union voters of Wisconsin don't recognize they've been double-crossed before that.











breakfastpop Level 8 Commenter 14 months ago
I love it. Up and awesome!!!