Remember in November : The Rockin' Ravens Rap

You know the ravens are behavin' better than the Democrats

Sure, they'll take a handy handout, but they don't leave it at that

They'll do their own food hunting if there's nothing lying 'round

And they keep it in the black in the air and on the ground

D.C. is filled with weasels and the lowest sort of snakes

Who will bite you in the wallet, leave you nothing but the shakes

They will regulate your business till you all are destitute

'Less we Remember in November, give the ruddy bums the boot

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There's no raven entitlement or federal feathered nest

For these princes of the sky all know that Liberty is best

Gingrich won in Carolina and the ravens croaked, "AHA!"

Romney's now in trouble, took a whopper to the jaw

It's not over for Santorum or that fellow name of Paul

When the primaries are finished, they'll be vetted one and all

The ravens are delighted at this nominating lore

Croak the ravens, "Come November, B. Obama's NEVERMORE!"

The ravens are behavin' better than the Democrats

They never pass Obamacare or tax your bodyfats

They leave their youngsters' education to the parents in the nest

And with no federal intervention still turn out the very best

Obama Czars rule over all of us, or so they do proclaim

Dumbing down America to make us all the same

Yet every raven knows that it will never be that way

You can't make a Chicken Little from a major bird of prey

The ravens are behavin' better than the Democrats

Though that's not much when you consider all those tax-and-spending rats

This mean admistration hates the energy we know

Like coal and oil and gasoline that makes our buggies go

One thing about the ravens when it comes to energy

They can fly up to Alaska 'cause so far the air is free

And draft that Sarah Palin for a job in January

With glee we'd see her appointed Energy Secretary

The ravens are behavin' better than the Democrats

Whose money will not cover up the fact that they're all brats

They claim it's us Tea Party types pushing granny o'er the cliff

But half a trillion cut from Medicare's an Obama tricky riff

And that is nothing close to jobs the White House will destroy

If he succeeds in slashing Defense and the soldiers we deploy

While veterans of every age--at best we shake our heads

When others face the flag, Obama turns his back instead

You may note that I'm repeating many oft-repeated themes

That's 'cause making you forget this stuff is one Obama scheme

There's no way a normal human can spew as much as Barack does

But we've got the ravens helping us, and that's a monster plus